"as a straight male, i ppbppbpttt hhptpphhptpp hpbptpphptppthpbbphbh"
the fact that there have no leaked nudes in my dashboard proves that i’m following the right people
"When someone is crying, of course, the noble thing to do is to comfort them. But if someone is trying to hide their tears, it may also be noble to pretend you do not notice them."
— Lemony Snicket (via lovequotesrus)
When I say “please don’t take a picture of me” it’s not because I’m being bitchy and stubborn, it’s because if I see that picture I will seriously feel so bad about myself and think I am the ugliest thing on earth and sink a little deeper into self consciousness and hatred.
and before anyone says anything about selfies- those are controlled photos.
- person: wow you drink so much water, you're so healthy!!
- me: i cry so much i gotta stay hydrated